Is Bad Dragon The Go-To Destination For Dragon Dildos?

Is Bad Dragon The Go-To Destination For Dragon Dildos?
Harry Miller
Written by
on , updated on

Find out everything about Bad Dragon dildo choices and other sex toys that they offer in this article.

If I was to ever write about a website that sold dildos, it would most definitely be Bad Dragon. And this is not because I have something of a deadline and would love to rush and finish the job, nope – I’m not writing this article on Bad Dragon dildos because any such silly reason exists – but because Bad Dragon is actually a very interesting website. Carrie Bradshaw used to write about women who had sex in New York City, I’m writing about dildos that are more than just regular dildos that almost everyone uses to have mind-boggling fantasy sex, all over the world. Hmm, I wonder if that makes us alike. I wonder why Carrie is on my mind right now.

Maybe because similar to our Miss. Bradshaw here, I also like to do my research based on the people around me. Or maybe because I have fantasies of my own. Fantasies like one of my friends, who’s a furry, and how they told me about these amazing dragon dildos which were nothing like regular dildos. I was fascinated. There’s another article here on what dragon dildos, or furries, are, you might want to read that article also to get some more information about what I’m talking about. But after I’d been thinking and looking at dragon dildos for a straight few days I decided the best website for dragon dildos was none other than Bad Dragon. 

The Origin Story is Not so Old…or so Odd

As I said, fantasies, everyone has them. Some people like to imagine that fantastic beasts exist. Dragon, for example, is one of the most popular beasts in the fantasy realm. In an interview with VICE, Jan “Varka” Mulders, the founder of the website Bad Dragon, talked about how when he was in the university, there weren’t many sex toys that catered to the whims and needs of people who with fantasy fetishes. Think about it, yes there are avatar dildos now and recently we’ve had a lot of options to consider…but back then, when Twilight had just come to the theatres, how many of us thought of Jacob or Leah Cearwater in that way?

I myself wondered, after watching Wolf Children, how is it that the wolf had sex with the children’s mom? I mean, there was a scene where it was certain they were doing it. And he was not a human then, he was in his wolf form. I couldn’t really understand how that whole thing would work but ah, it would work just the way these fantasy dildos from Bad Dragon works. Bad Dragon single-handedly brought a revolution in this field. Taking the inspiration from mainstream fantasy fetish to the reptile fetish of the furries, Bad Dragon has set up an empire in the 13 years that it has been operational.

Bad Dragon Dildo: Overview of The Website

Let’s jump on to an overview of what it is that they offer. Fantasy fans don’t just go gaga over nothing. The website itself offers over 60 types of dragon dildos, including other fantasy dildos. And why stop there? There are some other Penetrating Toys, Wearables, Packers, Lil’ Vibes, and Lil’ Squirts – those are dildos that vibrate and/or squirt cum like lube through cum tubes. Suction cups add to the feeling of experiencing the real thing. Pretty interesting, if you think about it. It’s like the website has made its own mission to transform imagination into reality. 

You need to be a registered user on the website to have some more fun, besides getting to browse through these fantasy dildos. Believe me when I see it, if you haven’t seen a dragon dildo before, it will amaze you. To see a dildo, which by all means will be used for penetration, in a vibrant pink and white colour and named something like ‘Strawberry Shortcake’ dildo… that’s gotta give you an idea of the kind of dildos that I’m talking about. I’m saying everything goes: if you can imagine it, they can customise it for you. The website Bad Dragon is your one stop destination for customizable fantasy dildos.

The Products Offered by Bad Dragon

These dildos are not toys. They might look like something as cute as what your 8-year-old cousin plays with but they’re made with 100% body-safe silicone.

Fun fact: Some users share their experiences of how if you register yourself while using the website, you get exclusive access to illustrations and backstories. I’ve seen these illustrations and read about a very hunky dragon who works all day and wants to have fun all night. It might sound like a cartoony (is that a word?) delight to you right now but wait till you see these illustrations. They are HOT.

So, I’ve put together this article graciously to the most of my limits to bring at least some of the fun to you. Hey, you might not be using a dildo from Bad Dragon now…but we’ll see if you change your mind by the time you’re done reading this piece. Let me list some of the most bizarre – and that’s why they stand out to be my favorite – dragon dildos, among other things, on Bad Dragon. They’re groovy to look at, and even groovier to use!

The Bumble Hooves

bad dragon bumble hooves

It’s an interesting dildo because of its color and texture. It has a unique and rippling tip – that sort of texture that hits the spots right from the beginning. And, it reportedly has a medial ring that gives you a penetration so intense you’ll scream. Suitable for both anal and vaginal penetration, this darling creation goes perfectly well with a cum tube. Here, your Saturday is sorted now. Find the Bumble Hoove here.

Duke’s Paw

Duke's Paw

See, I’m not really talking about just dragon dildos here. Yes, fantasy dildos are a specialty of Bad Dragon but Bad Dragon offers so much more than just hard and long dragon dildos. Bad Dragon is the storehouse of fantastic sex toys. Duke’s Paw, for example, is a soft paw with bulbous ends – it could belong to any creation your mind can fathom, be it a mystical being you wished visited you at night, be it that dragon lord who you wish to let you ride him…it could belong to Carrie Bradshaw for all I know. What I’m saying is, a fantasy is a fantasy. And this is how you fulfil it. This sex toy will let you feel that paw all over your body and it will stimulate yous sexually…solo or with a partner. Find it here

Mystic Bad Dragon Dildo

Bad Dragon Mystic

Doesn’t the name immediately take you to X-Men’s mystique? This fun sex toy could belong to her, if that’s what you want. This dildo from Bad Dragon has spirals running throughout the body. Being smooth and soft, this dildo is compatible with both beginners and advanced users. The design is absolutely rare and it is available to be customized in multiple colours! Take a look yourself.

Spitfire

Spitfire

Spitfire is a dragon dildo, and it is one of the originals, might I add. The look of this dildo appeals to your imagination and the made up scales in the texture gives you the absolute dragon dildo experience. The tip is pointy, leading to the thicker girth for a realistic and intense experience. Ride this dragon in bliss. Find and customize your Spitfire here.

Dexter

Dexter

Dexter is another one of the dragon dildos by Bad Dragon. It’s structure is unique in the sense that it’s specialty is thickness. You would expect a dragon’s dick to be thick, now, wouldn’t you? But ah, Bad Dragon gives you the wonderful option to customize your own dragon dildo. You can use that option to go as thick as you want. The texture also is made in such a way that you feel the full force of its intensity inside you. Check out the Dexter here.

I could go on, really…Zaratan, Ika, Demon Dick, Tyson…where do I stop? But I must stop because otherwise I’d be robbing you your absolute right to check out these amazing sex toys for yourself. So go on to Bad Dragon and start looking! You’ll find your fantasy fuck here, for sure.

Frequently Asked Questions

Here you will find answers to common questions about Bad Dragon and their products.

Q. Is Bad Dragon the only place to buy dragon dildos from?

Ans. Even though Bad Dragon is mostly the originator of fantasy themed dragon dildos, there are other websites that offer dragon dildos that might suit you. But Bad Dragon certainly offers the widest range of dragon dildos, the option to customize your dragon dildo and realistic features like squirting dragon dildos.

Q. Does Bad Dragon only sell dragon dildos?

Ans. No! Bad Dragon is a website that sells dragon dildos among other things. They have a massive following on different social media platforms and they have branched out to other fantasy sex toys as well! Visit the website to check them out for yourself!

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published.